Friday, May 1, 2020

Day 3 - Vommiting creativity and higher math

About love triangles ...

একটি  শালিক   দুটি  শালিক
 দুটি  জমি  একটি   মালিক
একটি  পাতা  দুটি    কুঁড়ি
দুটি  পুরুষ  একটি  নারী
দুটি গাল  একটি  চুমি
একটি জীবন একটি তুমি  ...


Thursday, April 30, 2020

Day 2 - Vomitting creativity and higher math

I simply do not understand why we call "specially abled". Why horseplay ? Simply call "handicapped".

Look what the over-grown kids (a.k.a MBAs) of India has done.

They are calling Red, Orange,  Green Zone while classifying COVID-19 hotspots.

How the f**k will a colour blind understand ?

Please label those Black, Grey, White.
Besides, they result in lesser data transfer over the wires assuming that a lot of people will look at such maps; its an enormous saving.

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Day 1 - Vomitting creativity and higher math


যৌবনের হৃদয়টা আজ পাল্টে গেছে পেটে

ভালোবাসা আর আবেগ গুলো খাচ্ছে চেটে পুটে

মন কেমন করে না আর, খালি মাথা ব্যাথা

কবিতার খাতা হয়েছে ক্যালেন্ডার এর পাতা



 

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Day 0 - Vomitting creativity and higher math

They have arrested the calendar; Fields Medal is given at less than equal to 40.

I am 40+; as the popular comedian Punit Paniya said "the child in me is suffering from midlife crisis". Knowledge is poison. And ignorance is blissful.

Hence, I will vomit out all creativity and HIGHER math in the next few posts. Feel free to copy paste. Learn to laugh at yourself. It is the best healer

ON HIGHer mathematics.

0 / 0 is still ZERO. 


Sunday, April 26, 2020

How to turn an elephant to a mouse ?

When a big African elements fall in a hole, what are his/her options ?

If you are in deep holes, please cry out loudly for help. Without it, you need to keep eating and s*it*i*g in that hole. 

At least you will come out as a mouse. Alive ...

Friday, April 24, 2020

Uncle Chips

Clarifications to all Bengalis

No one is here to rob you. Suspect such idiotic language traps, "Honestly, I mean ..", "Do no evil" and so on. 

No one can sell you air. It is sold by a monopolistic corporation. It is used to deliver value to you. 

The masala which is mixed to make a mundane vegetable i.e. potato very "tasty", yet not damage your body will become s**t if exposed to natural air. That is why they need to be put inside an air-no-entry container and filled with nitrogen only ?? And it also needs to be transported from factories to your doorstep. The process of containerization has an additional advantage to preserve their interesting shapes. 

More the friction, higher the odds of damage. 

Do not make poor people work hard from substandard UN-hygenic conditions and try to compete with the stalwarts of consumerism in an unfair way. There is a tipping point.

All your children may be trapped for life. 

Some people like to be left alone. Please leave them that way. They have already created their epitaphs. 




Commander in Brief

I had bought a memorabilia from Sikkim during my visits. 
Steps: 
1. Take a photo using your smartphone
2. Rotate 90 degrees

"You said it best when you said nothing at all".
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